GIANT DANGEROUS SCIENCE!!
Courtroom Artist Clearly Infatuated With Bailiff.
literallyunbelievable:

why

This is a follow-up: At the center is the first “Literally Unbelievable” post, making fun of someone for thinking The Onion is a real newspaper and that story is real. Then someone thought the L.U. post was a real news story and reblogged it as such. So, L.U. posted their reblog to make fun of them for not bothering to investigate what both The Onion and L.U. are. But then, multiple people reblogged THAT post as real news. So L.U. finally posted this, a post making fun of that person. The layers are grammatically confusing and defy summarization.

literallyunbelievable:

why

This is a follow-up: At the center is the first “Literally Unbelievable” post, making fun of someone for thinking The Onion is a real newspaper and that story is real. Then someone thought the L.U. post was a real news story and reblogged it as such. So, L.U. posted their reblog to make fun of them for not bothering to investigate what both The Onion and L.U. are. But then, multiple people reblogged THAT post as real news. So L.U. finally posted this, a post making fun of that person. The layers are grammatically confusing and defy summarization.

literallyunbelievable:

WHYYYYYYY?

"Literally Unbelievable"  is a Tumblr blog that showcases people reacting to the Onion’s fake news stories as if they were real, mostly with outrage. This post is someone reblogging a "Literally Unbelievable" post, reacting to it as if it was a real news story. There are a few layers of failure here.

literallyunbelievable:

WHYYYYYYY?

"Literally Unbelievable"  is a Tumblr blog that showcases people reacting to the Onion’s fake news stories as if they were real, mostly with outrage. This post is someone reblogging a "Literally Unbelievable" post, reacting to it as if it was a real news story. There are a few layers of failure here.

Escort Reveals Affair With That Actor From That Thing (Season 1: Ep 4 on IFC) (by TheOnion). Onion News Network is consistently great.

Joad Cressbeckler Fears Genetic Modification Causes ‘Wrath-Minded Taters’

"Who and what’s behind these potato monkeyshines? … You give a man’s insides to a spud, first thing it’d do is start bubblin’ for revenge!"

Joad Cressbeckler: Homosexuality A Necessity On Cold Mountaintops (by TheOnion). Joad Cressbeckler is one of the greatest characters of all time.

They Might Be Giants covers Chumbawamba | Video | A.V. Undercover 2011 | The A.V. Club.

This is so great. I feel like writing that is a big waste of everyone’s time because, yeah, it’s They Might Be Giants covering Chumbawumba.

Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop At Walmart (by TheOnion)

Interview with a genius screenwriter: via thedailywhat: “ONN’s morning talk show Today Now! scores an exclusive interview with five-year-old Chris Morgan, the acclaimed Hollywood scribe responsible for the latest installment in the Fast and the Furious film series, Fast Five.”

(Source: ifc)